Shiver me timbers and lock the powder room, for the latest tally of the King’s Doubloons has reached my cabin, and 'tis a grim sight for those who pre...

Avast, ye scurvy dogs, digital deckhands, and rhythm-starved rascals! The horizon glows this morn, not with the orange fire of a burning merchant frig...

Avast, ye salt-encrusted scallywags and ink-stained wretches! Captain Iron Ink here, and I bring tidings that’ll shiver your very timbers and turn you...

Avast, ye scurvy dogs and ink-stained wretches! A dark squall has overtaken the horizon, and the Great Circle of Life has spun its last rotation for o...

Ahoy, ye scallywags, bilge-rats, and celluloid-starved sea-dogs! Gather ‘round the grog barrel, for the horizon of the Telugu cinema seas has just cau...

Avast, ye scurvy dogs and keyboard-clanking landlubbers! Gather 'round the galley fire, for a storm has breached the horizon of the Eastern Pop Seas, ...

Gather ‘round, ye salty dogs and data-pirates, and lay yer good eye upon the horizon! The Great Admiralty of the West—that bunch of scallywags current...

Gather ‘round, ye salty dogs and scurvy ink-stained wretches, for the winds have carried a mournful tune across the Pacific that’ll turn your grog sou...

Hark, ye miserable bilge-rats and salt-crusted land-lubbers! Pull up a keg of grog and lend an ear to Captain Iron Ink, for the news from the Western ...

Avast! The signal fires have been lit atop the hills of Hollywood, and the smoke smells strangely of lavender and expensive baby powder. Ansel Elgort,...

Avast, ye scurvy dogs and salt-crusted landlubbers! The winds of fate have finally blown the smoke clear from the 'Big Boss' brig, and by the beard of...

Gather ‘round the grog-tub, ye miserable bilge-rats, and lend an ear to the tale of the Maestro of Madras! AR Rahman, a man who has hauled more golden...

Avast, ye salt-crusted scallywags and theater-fops! Gather 'round the spirit-keg as Captain Iron Ink recounts the latest skirmish from the Joy Awards ...

Avast, ye scurvy dogs and digital drifters! Gather 'round the mainmast as Captain Iron Ink spills the bitterest grog yet on the state of our high-seas...

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Avast, ye miserable curs, ink-stained wretches, and lovers of a good, rhythmic sob! Weigh anchor and prepare for a tale of woe that would make a Krake...

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Avast, ye ink-stained bilge rats and clout-chasing privateers! Gather ‘round the flickering lanterns of the TikTok-Tavern, for I, Captain Iron Ink, ha...

Avast, ye salt-crusted bilge-rats and scurvy-ridden scribes! Captain Iron Ink here, reporting from the crow’s nest of the gossip-galley, and I bring t...