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The Royal Archives

Here lie the Sunday Spoils—the weekly manifests dispatched to our crew when the tides turn.

Every parchment below is a slice of history, a record of the digital storms we’ve weathered together. These scrolls are not for the faint of heart, nor for the spammers who clutter the deck. We signal the fleet but once a week. Precisely on Sunday, when the seas are calm, we send forth a single carrier pigeon bearing only the finest gold discovered in the last seven suns.

Missed a dispatch? Fear not. Whether it be the Silicon Mutiny or the Great Gold Crash, the ink never fades in these halls.

"Browse the logs, unfurl the scrolls, and witness the headlines that shaped our voyage."

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