Hear ye, hear ye! Captain Iron Ink, at your service, reporting live (well, as live as quill and parchment allow) from the crow's nest of the good ship *Revenue Raider*! The whispers from the shore have turned into a roaring gale – 'Border 2', that cinematic warship manned by Sunny Deol, has breached the ₹115 crore mark at the box office after a mere three days! Aye, that's more doubloons than Blackbeard ever dreamt of finding in a Spanish galleon! This news, me hearties, rocks the very foundations of our piratical ventures, and depending on yer perspective, should be met with a hearty 'Yo ho ho!' or a fearful shiver.

Now, I ain't one to celebrate the successes of land-based enterprises, but even a barnacle-brained swab can see the implications. 'That Deol fellow,' squawked One-Eyed Pete, our ship's quartermaster, whilst polishing his cutlass (probably dreaming of box office glory himself), 'he's got the Midas touch! Everything he lays his mitts on turns to gold! If he ever decided to build a navy, we'd be scuppered!' Pete's a gloomy sort, but he speaks the truth. A powerful force, fueled by such enormous wealth, could easily shift the balance of power. Imagine, lads, a fleet of Deol-funded frigates patrolling the trade routes, enforcing laws (the king's, no less!) and ruining our livelihoods. A grim thought indeed.

However, 'tisn't all doom and gloom. Some amongst us, like 'Fingers' Malone (renowned for his expertise in 'acquiring' goods, not necessarily legally), see opportunity. 'Think of the merchandise, Captain!' he cackled, his eyes gleaming brighter than a newly polished cannon. 'All those landlubbers flush with patriotic fervor, buying trinkets, merchandise, and whatnot! A treasure trove ripe for the plunderin', I say!' And he might be right. The buzz around this film, this Sunny Deol phenomenon, is creating a wave of consumerism that could be exploited. Bootleg DVDs, anyone? Commemorative tankards? I can already hear the clinking of coins!

But hold fast, me crew! Before we start dividing the imaginary spoils, let's consider the larger picture. Lord Admiral Blackheart, a notorious but shrewd pirate baron, sent a message by carrier pigeon this morn. It read: 'This 'Border 2'…it is a distraction. The masses are consumed by tales of bravery and honor, whilst the real prize – the spice routes, the unguarded colonies – remain vulnerable. Use this to your advantage. Sail swiftly, strike hard, and show them what true piracy is!' So, there you have it. This cinematic success, this ₹115 crore milestone, is both a threat and an opportunity. We must tread carefully, lest we be swept away by the tide of public opinion or, worse, miss the chance to fill our coffers with even greater riches.

Therefore, I propose a toast! A toast to Sunny Deol, the unlikely pirate benefactor! May his films continue to rake in the doubloons, creating both chaos and opportunity on the high seas! But let us not forget our true calling. Let the landlubbers bask in their cinematic glory; we shall focus on what we do best: plunder, pillage, and the occasional well-timed rendition of 'Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum!' For Captain Iron Ink has spoken, and the *Revenue Raider* sails on!