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The King of the Jalisco Abyss Walks the Plank As Mexico Weeps Fire
Signal Source: Genocide WatchClassified Dispatch

The King of the Jalisco Abyss Walks the Plank As Mexico Weeps Fire

Gather 'round, ye scallywags and deck-scrubbers, for the winds of the southern main carry a scent foul enough to turn a kraken’s stomach! The whispers are no longer whispers; they be roar-cries of lead and thunder. Word has drifted to the Captain’s quarters that the most feared privateer of the asphalt-seas, the man they call El Mencho, has finally cashed in his chips at the Great Casino in the Sky—or more likely, been dragged down to the locker by Old Nick himself. If the rumors hold true, the king of the Jalisco waters is dead, and the wake he’s left behind is churnin’ with more blood than a whale-hunt gone sideways.

My first mate, 'Scuppered' Pete, spat a wad of tobacco into the surf when he heard the news. 'Cap’n,' he growled, 'when a leviathan like that stops breathing, every bottom-feeding crab in Mexico starts thinking he’s the new admiral.' He’s right as rain, the salty dog. The CJNG fleet, once a disciplined armada of terror, is now splintering like a galleon hitting a reef at full knots. Without the iron fist of their commodore, the lieutenants are turning their cutlasses on one another, turning the streets of the mainland into a chaotic free-for-all that makes a Tortuga tavern-brawl look like a Sunday tea party.

The carnage isn't just a local squall; it’s a hurricane affecting every trade route from the Gulf to the Pacific. We’ve seen the fires from the crow's nest. In the heart of Jalisco, the sky stays orange with the glow of burning merchant wagons and blockades. 'The supply chains of the white powder and the digital doubloons are kinked,' lamented Lord Salty Sterling, a financier of the black markets. 'When the hierarchy collapses, the tolls go up and the certainty goes down. It's bad for the black-flag business across the entire Spanish Main.'

Every small-time pirate and land-lubber gang is now trying to carve a piece of the captain’s map for themselves. The violence is spillin' over the gunwales, and the United States sentinels are peering through their spyglasses with twitchy fingers. It’s an ominous tide, mates. When a throne of skulls sits empty, the scramble to sit upon it usually results in enough iron flyin' to sink a continent. We’re seein’ rival crews from the northern territories sailin' south to scavenge the remains, and the civilian folk are caught between the broadsides.

So, batten down the hatches and sharpen your blades. The death of a titan rarely brings peace; it brings a messy, loud, and expensive funeral where the guests pay in lead. The fall of such a figure marks the end of an era of brutal order and the dawn of a bloody anarchy that’ll make the high seas boil for months to come. Keep your powder dry and your eyes on the horizon, for the mainland is weeping fire, and the storm is only just beginning to howl.

Captain Iron Ink

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