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World's First Scalable DNA Data Storage: High-tech Sorcery for Laptops

Atlas Data Storage has announced a DNA data capsule solution capable of holding 60PB in just 60 cubic inches, though experts suggest it may be a decade before such high-tech sorcery becomes reality for personal laptops.

Tom's Hardware|19 Jan 2026, 18:37|Read Full Chronicle ๐Ÿ“œ
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Trump's 'data Center Power Tax' Is Coming โ€” and It Could Blow Up Big Tech's AI Cost Model

New policy initiatives are pushing independent power producers toward long-term contracted cash flows, providing a significant upgrade over the volatile merchant economics traditionally associated with wholesale energy markets.

Bitget News|19 Jan 2026, 18:36|Read Full Chronicle ๐Ÿ“œ
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Fintech Pulse: Your Daily Industry Brief โ€“ January 15, 2026

Reports indicate a significant shift in merchant economics as instant, reconciled account-to-account receipts lower fees and reduce chargeback risks, allowing Open Banking to challenge traditional card rails in large e-commerce sectors.

HIPTHER|19 Jan 2026, 18:35|Read Full Chronicle ๐Ÿ“œ
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โ€˜worldโ€™s First Scalable DNA Data Storage Offeringโ€™ Announced: Enough To Hold 660,000 4K Movies

Atlas Data storage claims its DNA-based solution is 1000x denser than LTO-10 tape, a breakthrough described as 'high-tech sorcery' that could eventually lead to DNA data capsule ports in laptops.

Tom's Hardware|19 Jan 2026, 11:14|Read Full Chronicle ๐Ÿ“œ
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Fintech Pulse: Open Banking Rails Reshaping Merchant Economics for E-commerce

Industry analysts report that the shift toward instant, reconciled account-to-account receipts is fundamentally altering the economics of payment acceptance by lowering transaction fees and reducing chargeback risks for large-scale merchants.

Hipther|19 Jan 2026, 11:13|Read Full Chronicle ๐Ÿ“œ
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'world's First Scalable DNA Data Storage Offering' Announced: 60PB in 60 Cubic Inches

Atlas Data Storage claims its new solution is 1000x denser than LTO-10 tape, though experts suggest it may be a decade before such 'high-tech sorcery' becomes a mainstream reality for consumers.

Tom's Hardware|19 Jan 2026, 09:27|Read Full Chronicle ๐Ÿ“œ
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Eureka! with AI Vubbing Great Indian Cinema Can Now Go Toe-to-toe with Hollywood

Reports on 'Visual Dubbing' or 'Vubbing,' the AI-driven 'tech sorcery' that allowed actors in the film War 2 to speak flawless Telugu despite being shot in Hindi, signaling a pan-Indian cinematic shift.

The New Indian Express|19 Jan 2026, 09:27|Read Full Chronicle ๐Ÿ“œ
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Agentic Commerce Era: Fair Merchant Economics Crucial for Openai-shopify Instant Checkout

As OpenAI expands instant checkout to over 1 million Shopify merchants, industry experts emphasize that the success of 'agentic commerce' depends on creating a sustainable and fair economic scaffolding for merchants that balances frictionless convenience with consumer protection.

Windows Forum / FourWeekMBA|19 Jan 2026, 09:26|Read Full Chronicle ๐Ÿ“œ
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Alibaba's AI Integration To Directly Improve Merchant Economics, Says JPMorgan

JPMorgan analysts highlighted that Alibaba is positioned to participate in every stage of generative AIโ€”compute, platforms, and appsโ€”which is expected to directly improve merchant economics by increasing efficiency and synergy across its e-commerce operations.

Moomoo / JPMorgan|19 Jan 2026, 09:26|Read Full Chronicle ๐Ÿ“œ
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JPMorgan Boosts Alibaba Target As Generative AI Improves Merchant Economics

Analysts highlight that Alibaba is positioned to directly improve merchant economics through generative AI integration across its compute, platform, and application stages, leading to a significant price-target upgrade.

Moomoo|19 Jan 2026, 05:29|Read Full Chronicle ๐Ÿ“œ
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Fintech Pulse: Open Banking Rails Expected To Shift Merchant Economics in 2026

As merchants increasingly rely on instant, reconciled account-to-account receipts, the economics of payment acceptance are shifting toward lower fees and faster settlement, expanding the market share for Open Banking rails.

Hipther|19 Jan 2026, 05:29|Read Full Chronicle ๐Ÿ“œ
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Inside Netflix's AI Revolution: Rebuilding the ML Experience with Tech Sorcery

Netflix has rebuilt its machine learning development experience from the ground up, utilizing what engineers describe as 'tech sorcery' to power its advanced predictive content recommendations.

Medium|19 Jan 2026, 04:21|Read Full Chronicle ๐Ÿ“œ
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World's First Scalable DNA Data Storage Offering Announced: High-tech Sorcery in 60 Cubic Inches

Atlas Data storage claims its new solution is 1000x denser than LTO-10 tape, representing a form of high-tech sorcery that could hold 660,000 4K movies in just 60 cubic inches.

Tom's Hardware|19 Jan 2026, 04:21|Read Full Chronicle ๐Ÿ“œ
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Hyper-imperialism on Hyper-drive: the Third Newsletter (2026)

This current phase of imperialism intensifies the possibility of conflict and poses a danger to global stability, with military force becoming central for Washington to maintain global influence after the erosion of its economic power.

Tricontinental: Institute for Social Research|19 Jan 2026, 04:19|Read Full Chronicle ๐Ÿ“œ
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Inside Netflix's AI Revolution: How It's Supercharging Machine Learning (tech Sorcery)

A deep dive into how Netflix pulled off its latest 'tech sorcery' by rebuilding the ML development experience from the ground up to support massive parallel experimentation.

Medium|19 Jan 2026, 03:41|Read Full Chronicle ๐Ÿ“œ
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Behold 'visual Dubbing' Or 'vubbing', the Tech Sorcery That Allowed Stars To Speak Impeccable Telugu

Vubbing is described as the 'tech sorcery' that allowed actors Hrithik Roshan and Jr NTR to speak impeccable Telugu in 'War 2', despite the film being shot in Hindi.

The New Indian Express|19 Jan 2026, 03:40|Read Full Chronicle ๐Ÿ“œ
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Inside Netflixโ€™s AI Revolution: the 'tech Sorcery' Behind Personalized Recommendations

Netflix has rebuilt its machine learning development experience from the ground up, utilizing what experts call 'pure, well-engineered AI and machine learning wizardry' to predict viewer preferences.

Medium|19 Jan 2026, 02:51|Read Full Chronicle ๐Ÿ“œ
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AI 'vubbing' Breakthrough: How 'tech Sorcery' Is Changing Indian Cinema

Visual Dubbing or 'Vubbing' is being hailed as the tech sorcery that allowed stars to speak impeccable foreign languages on screen by digitally reshaping lip movements to match new audio tracks.

The New Indian Express|19 Jan 2026, 02:51|Read Full Chronicle ๐Ÿ“œ
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World's First Scalable DNA Data Storage Offering: High-tech Sorcery?

Atlas Data Storage has announced a DNA-based solution capable of storing 60PB in just 60 cubic inches, a level of density that experts describe as high-tech sorcery nearing commercial reality by 2026.

Tom's Hardware|18 Jan 2026, 12:05|Read Full Chronicle ๐Ÿ“œ
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Korean Memory Chip Just Disappears in Water!

Scientists at the Korea Institute of Science and Technology (KIST) have developed 'tech sorcery' in the form of a memory device that vanishes in water within three days, aimed at reducing global e-waste.

Medium (Ravinimbus)|18 Jan 2026, 12:04|Read Full Chronicle ๐Ÿ“œ
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