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US Jobs Report Delayed Again Amid Government Shutdown | US Unemployment and Employment Data | the Guardian

The US's closely watched jobs report will once again be delayed, the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) announced on Monday, amid a government shutdown. The January 2026 jobs report, originally scheduled to be released on Friday, will be rescheduled when federal funding resumes.

The Guardian|08 Feb 2026, 20:37|Read Full Chronicle 📜

U.S. Economic Data Delays Expected To Stir Market Volatility

The release of key U.S. economic reports has been postponed due to the recent government shutdown. According to Jin10, the January non-farm payroll report is now scheduled for February 11 at 21:30 UTC+8, while the January Consumer Price Index (CPI) report will be released on February 13 at 21:30 UTC+8. As the final trading week before the Lunar New Year approaches, these significant data releases are anticipated to trigger a new wave of market volatility.

Binance|08 Feb 2026, 20:37|Read Full Chronicle 📜

Big Tech's $600 Billion AI Spending Plans Add To Investors' Worries

A planned $600 billion artificial intelligence spending splurge by big tech firms in 2026 is ⁠adding to investor unease as they assess the implications for profitability as well as a potential existential threat to software firms.

The Economic Times|07 Feb 2026, 18:53|Read Full Chronicle 📜

Here's How Much Amazon, Microsoft, Meta, and Google Will Spend To Develop More AI in 2026

Big Tech is on a spending spree, forecast to drop a staggering $650 billion on artificial intelligence (AI) in 2026 alone—and that's just for Alphabet, Meta, Microsoft, and Amazon.

Fast Company|07 Feb 2026, 18:52|Read Full Chronicle 📜

9 Shocking Predictions of Agentic AI in 2026 - Nexgen Architects

In 2026, agentic AI transitions from an emerging concept to an execution reality and a significant governance challenge, with predictions including every knowledge worker being assigned an AI agent and over 40% of projects being cancelled due to governance failures.

NexGen Architects|05 Feb 2026, 18:16|Read Full Chronicle 📜

2026: the Year Agentic AI Becomes the Attack-surface Poster Child - Dark Reading

Nearly half (48%) of respondents believe agentic AI will represent the top attack vector for cybercriminals and nation-state threats by the end of 2026, highlighting the growing security concerns surrounding the technology's widespread adoption.

Dark Reading|05 Feb 2026, 18:16|Read Full Chronicle 📜

Memory Prices Set for Record Surge in Early 2026

New forecasts from TrendForce suggest the memory industry is heading for its steepest-ever quarterly price increases, with contract prices for all major DRAM and NAND Flash product categories now expected to rise to record levels in the first quarter of 2026.

Mobile Europe|04 Feb 2026, 18:34|Read Full Chronicle 📜

Global Memory Prices Expected To Jump 95% by March

The global technology industry is now facing warnings of a serious memory supply crisis as DRAM prices are expected to jump by up to 95% by March 2026.

TechNave|04 Feb 2026, 18:33|Read Full Chronicle 📜

A New Look at the Economics of AI | MIT Sloan

AI will affect almost 40% of jobs around the world, according to the International Monetary Fund. It will increase global GDP by $7 trillion — or 7% — over 10 years, predicts Goldman Sachs.

MIT Sloan|03 Feb 2026, 18:34|Read Full Chronicle 📜

AI Adoption in the Workplace Spreads Quickly, but Unevenly - Staffing Industry Analysts

The report showed that studies found declining employment for early-career workers in the most AI-exposed occupations since late 2022, while employment for older workers in these same occupations remained stable or grew.

Staffing Industry Analysts|03 Feb 2026, 18:33|Read Full Chronicle 📜

ICO Tech Futures Report: Agentic AI – Key Takeaways for Organisations - Burges Salmon

Gartner forecasts that by 2026, around 40% of enterprise applications will incorporate AI agents – a steep rise from under 5% in 2023 – illustrating how quickly agentic AI is becoming embedded in enterprise software.

Burges Salmon|02 Feb 2026, 18:32|Read Full Chronicle 📜

IGD Calls on Retailers To 'act Now' Before Agentic AI Rewrites How People Shop

The Institute of Grocery Distribution (IGD) has urged retailers and suppliers to “prepare now” before agentic AI "rewrites how people shop". New analysis from the organisation shows that agentic AI can already automate basket‑building and replenishment; compare prices and availability across multiple retailers; optimise purchases for budget, health, and sustainability goals; and complete checkout without shopper intervention.

Retail Systems|02 Feb 2026, 18:31|Read Full Chronicle 📜

22 Future Technologies That Could Rewrite Reality - Youtube

This video explores future technologies like nanotech suits and cybernetic limbs, which are so advanced they could feel less like innovation and more like magic to many.

Future Business Tech (YouTube)|01 Feb 2026, 11:50|Read Full Chronicle 📜

Guest Post: Blending Sex, Tech & Sorcery in Dot Slash Magic by Liz Shipton | Fanfiaddict

Liz Shipton discusses her new book, 'Dot Slash Magic,' which delves into the ethical questions surrounding the intersection of art and technology, blending AI with fantasy romance.

FanFiAddict|01 Feb 2026, 11:49|Read Full Chronicle 📜

Top 10 Predictions by a Technology Futurist - Peter Joosten Msc.

Arthur C. Clarke famously stated, “Any sufficiently advanced technology no longer distinguishes itself from pure magic,” a concept explored by technology futurist Peter Joosten.

Peter Joosten MSc.|01 Feb 2026, 11:48|Read Full Chronicle 📜

Led-based Neuromorphic Computer Promises To Slash AI Energy Consumption

A €15m project aims to cut AI energy consumption with a revolutionary neuromorphic computer built on LED technology, strengthening Europe's supercomputing capabilities.

Innovation News Network|30 Jan 2026, 15:55|Read Full Chronicle 📜

Siemens Recognized As a Leader in Gartner Magic Quadrant for Quality Management System Software

Siemens announced it has been recognized as a Leader in the Gartner® Magic Quadrant™ for Quality Management System Software. This recognition highlights Siemens' advanced, integrated approach to quality management by embedding generative AI, predictive analytics, extended reality (XR), digital twin capability, and IoT.

Siemens Newsroom|30 Jan 2026, 15:55|Read Full Chronicle 📜

How Algorithms Really Run Your World and How You Can Too

An algorithm is not a piece of high-tech sorcery. It is simply a recipe.

VIVIANNE SERENDIPIA|28 Jan 2026, 12:41|Read Full Chronicle 📜

How Much Is the Artificial Intelligence Course Fee in London? - Datamites Offical Blog

Artificial Intelligence (AI) is like giving computers a slice of human wisdom. It's the tech sorcery that teaches machines to think, learn, and adapt, making them capable of solving intricate puzzles, spotting patterns, and even engaging in witty conversations.

DataMites Offical Blog|28 Jan 2026, 12:40|Read Full Chronicle 📜

Unveiling the Wizardry of Video and Multimodal Emotion AI

In the realm of artificial intelligence, Video and Multimodal Emotion AI reign supreme as enchanting technologies that aim to decode our emotional labyrinth. Through the wizardry of computer vision and machine learning, Video Emotion AI peers into…

Opsis Emotion AI|28 Jan 2026, 12:13|Read Full Chronicle 📜
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