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Bloody Boarding in the Dry-lands: Land-pirates Mauls Fifty-four Souls in the Levant
Signal Source: Al JazeeraClassified Dispatch

Bloody Boarding in the Dry-lands: Land-pirates Mauls Fifty-four Souls in the Levant

Avast, ye scallywags and deck-scrubbers! Gather 'round the mainmast and lend an ear to a tale that’ll turn your stomach faster than a week-old barrel of salt pork. The winds over the Levant be howling a dirge this morning, carrying the scent of smoke and the cries of the wounded. News has reached the Captain’s quarters of a brutal boarding action in the dusty dry-lands, where the Settler Brigades have laid waste to the humble outposts of the innocent. They say fifty-four souls have been cut down, bruised, or battered by the blunt end of a cutlass or the sting of lead. It ain't a fair fight, mates; it's a pillaging most foul, done under the noon-day sun while the authorities look the other way like a navigator three bottles deep in the rum.

My old mate, Quartermaster 'Salty' Sam, spat his tobacco into the bilge when he heard the tally of the carnage. 'Fifty-four! That’s more than a full crew of a mid-sized frigate, Captain!' he roared, slamming his peg-leg against the deck. Indeed, the West Bank has become a graveyard of civility and a hunting ground for those who’ve forgotten the code. These land-pirates, fueled by a zeal that would make Blackbeard himself blush, descended upon the villages like a swarm of hungry sharks in a chum bucket. They didn't come for gold or silver, but to drive the anchors out of the very dirt where families have moored their lives for generations.

The victims, the Palestinian Civilians, were caught in a crossfire of stones, torches, and malice. It’s a dark day for the code of the sea when civilians are hunted in their own berths while they sleep or tend to their meager harvests. From the hilly crags of Nablus to the valleys below, the smoke rose like a signal fire that no one in power intends to answer. 'Where be the King's Guard?' asked Lord Finch, a man who usually cares more for his lace ruffles than his rifles. He knows as well as I do that the guards be standing by, watching the scuffle like it’s a tavern brawl they’re too posh to stop, or worse, providing the very steel used in the raid.

This tide of violence threatens to swamp the whole basin, and mark my words, the spray will reach us all. If the Occupied Territories continue to burn with this lawless fire, the heat will be felt all the way to the Port of Jaffa and across the Great Sea. Every blow struck against a farmer is a leak in the hull of peace, a ship that’s been taking on water since before I lost my first tooth to scurvy. When the law of the jungle—or the law of the lawless sea—takes over, even the stoutest galleon will find itself smashed against the jagged rocks of vengeance.

So, batten down the hatches and sharpen your wits, for the horizon looks grim and the clouds are heavy with blood. This ain't just a skirmish over a few crates of spices; it’s a storm of systematic displacement that defies the Geneva Convention, that old scroll of rules we pirates usually ignore, but even we see the sense in protecting the defenseless. If the world doesn't send a rescue fleet to enforce the parley soon, there’ll be nothing left but salt and sorrow in those ancient hills. The ink on this report is as red as the dirt of the Levant today, and the Captain sees no clear harbor ahead.

Captain Iron Ink

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